August 12, 2005

• speaking of broken promises... a few nights ago, i was trying to eat a boiled egg. i like my boiled eggs "soft-boiled," but i ended up undercooking it so, later in the night when i was hungry enough to want to eat it, i shelled it and nuked it. it was a tad more cooked and nice and hot, so i took a small nibble. boiled egg, no surprises. so i'm standing there in the kitchen, self-satisfied, absentmindedly toying with notions of eating the now reheated egg; it's there in my hand. i raise it for another bite... POFF!!! the thing explodes in my face and through my fingers, blasting my upper lip with hot steam and a slap of flying egg-white. SLAP!!! here i am, three days later, and the last of the dead lip-skin has finally peeled away... Posted 8/12/2005 at 1:06 AM by yloperil

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